2006-03-12
Wonder Falls
j: You think maybe he got so fat he can't get out?
a: His door is very narrow.
j: He only opens it for food. It's pizza night though, he'll have to open it enough to fit that box in.
a: If your portly chupacabra doesn't emerge soon, I'll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation.
j: I don't call him that any more. He might be of mexican descent, I don't want to seem insensitive.
a: What do you call him?
j: Fat Pat. It was Fatsquatch, but...
a: His door is very narrow.
j: He only opens it for food. It's pizza night though, he'll have to open it enough to fit that box in.
a: If your portly chupacabra doesn't emerge soon, I'll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation.
j: I don't call him that any more. He might be of mexican descent, I don't want to seem insensitive.
a: What do you call him?
j: Fat Pat. It was Fatsquatch, but...