World's Greatest Bodega on my street

Looky - they have a web site!

I need to do some price comparisons between this place and Whole Foods...

From my mom

FRIENDS VS. ITALIAN FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say "hello"
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing and just being together

FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
ITALIAN FRIENDS: Are for life.

For Your Entertainment

I now present this work safe film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkAM_31SU0U&eurl=

A few comments from other viewers:

"wtf, thats really messed up"

"what the fuck is going on"

"Jesus Cristo! SENSACIONAL!"

"what... the... hell o_O"

"This is the greatest video ever made in the history of cinematography."

VERY IMPORTANT EDIT: I didn't think it could get better. BUT IT DID.