Well Fuck.

Apparently LJ is now autoscreening comments for "obscenity". Comments that **I** am making in my own journal. Comments that include language like "dick" and "vagina". Perhaps these words are somehow "offensive" to Russians? All I know is, I did not enable any setting to automate censorship on MYSELF.

The second I have an alternative to LJ, I am fucking off. Also, LJ gets no more of my money.

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT From Grand Poobah Caprio

It gladdens me to announce that, on the twenty-second day of Augustus in the Year of our Lord two thousand and eight, there shall begin a festival of EXTRAORDINARY proportion. Behold the linke below:

http://www.dancesofvice.com/DOVFII/index.html

Yes, my friends and esteemed noblemen and women - there will be a masquerade ball on the day of my birth that also coincidentally celebrates the adventures of the also beloved Baron Karl Friedrich Hieronymus Freiherr von Münchhausen, great explorer and statesman and killer of Turks, whose escapades nearly rival mine own.

I highly suggest that you make plans now to attend this grand soiree, and help me to once again, in fine fashion, properly aggrandize my entry into this world.