NCC

[mik3cap]

Now accepting applications for the Nympho Chocolate Cult! I, your beloved cult leader, will guide all believers to a blissful utopia where the mysteries and beauties and wonders of sex and chocolate will be contemplated and celebrated constantly.

And maybe also cheese and wine, but sex and chocolate more importantly!!

Join us!

Comments

[creatrixx.livejournal.com]

definately the kind of cult that I would consider joining based upon who the other members are. it wouls kinda suck if the only other member was like... turin. ahem.

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

The beloved cult leader will not allow the presence of turin-like entities in the NCC.

Beloved cult leader will now refer to himself exclusively in the third person.

[kadath.livejournal.com]

Beloved Cult Leader can refer to himself however he likes as long as he ponies up the fuckin' smack chocolate.

[jessnut.livejournal.com]

Since this was my idea I would like some sort of position in this cult. I am not a nympho but I do like chocolate so perhaps I could be the Pontiff of Chocolate and All Things Dipped or Coated Therein.

Xenzie, PCATDCT

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

So mote it be!

Beloved Cult Leader (BCL)

[yuehrmah.livejournal.com]

I'd be careful asking for a 'position' in this cult

[mentia999.livejournal.com]

Flourless chocolate cake with a nice port. Ohhhh man...

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

"NCC - You don't have to be a Nympho, but you do have to like chocolate!"

aw...

[xspliffx.livejournal.com]

does white chocolate count?

Re: aw...

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

BCL sez... yes!!

[sirroxton.livejournal.com]

What if you like chocolate, but it makes you keel over and die?

[vlvtjones.livejournal.com]

Well, every religion needs martyrs, right?

[moviemuff.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can eat the heads of chocolate bunnies?

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Beloved Cult Lead appreciates the irony of eating the chocolate symbol of pagan oppression by Christianity.

"You see, on Easter morning, which always falls on exactly the same day as the wicked pagan festival every year, Jesus rose from the dead and laid chocolate eggs, and his bunny hid them all over Gethesmene."

[moviemuff.livejournal.com]

What are the requirements??

first offering

[vlvtjones.livejournal.com]

Today I had some Lindt truffles (a gift from an appreciative MD). Later I'll pick up some hapless boy in some bar and give him a slap yo mama good time. I'm sure there'll be some wine-ish type of liquid, and the cheese, well there's two words for that: pickup lines.

Is that a good start?

Re: first offering

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Your BCL is proud.