NCC

[mik3cap]

Now accepting applications for the Nympho Chocolate Cult! I, your beloved cult leader, will guide all believers to a blissful utopia where the mysteries and beauties and wonders of sex and chocolate will be contemplated and celebrated constantly.

And maybe also cheese and wine, but sex and chocolate more importantly!!

Join us!

Comments

[sirroxton.livejournal.com]

What if you like chocolate, but it makes you keel over and die?

[vlvtjones.livejournal.com]

Well, every religion needs martyrs, right?

[moviemuff.livejournal.com]

Maybe we can eat the heads of chocolate bunnies?

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Beloved Cult Lead appreciates the irony of eating the chocolate symbol of pagan oppression by Christianity.

"You see, on Easter morning, which always falls on exactly the same day as the wicked pagan festival every year, Jesus rose from the dead and laid chocolate eggs, and his bunny hid them all over Gethesmene."