Mock me if you will...

But hey, five bucks is five bucks!

Dear Mr. Caprio:

Thank you for contacting our office to express your concerns regarding your visit to our Solomon Pond Stadium 15 location. We are always interested in hearing from our customers, but regret the circumstances that prompted your comments. I have forwarded your comments to the district manager and the theatre manager for their review and any corrective measures necessary.

One of our major goals for all Regal Entertainment Group theatres is to provide an environment where our patrons can enjoy the latest movie releases in a sparkling clean facility. We want to give you high quality sound and picture presentation with excellent customer service. From your comments, we failed to meet all of our goals on this visit. Please accept our sincere apologies.

Once again, I thank you for taking the time to contact us regarding your visit to our Solomon Pond Stadium 15. We value your patronage and look forward to your next visit.

Sincerely,
Clint Roberts
Senior Customer Relations Associate


Comment:
I am disappointed that Crown Club rules are unclear extra points are still capped by the daily 10 point max. At Solomon Pond, five extra points are offered on Tuesdays but even at matinee admission of $6.00. I can only ever get four! False advertising!

Blatantly stolen from an ecard

I'm the easter bunny
my job is kinda funny
I'll tell you what I do
and then I'll let you folks decide

you don't have to ask it
you get an easter basket
marshmallow chickies
are getting sticky
yeah

chocolate for your belly
beans made out of jelly
I hop into your house
and then I leave this stuff behind

eggs painted brightly
only cracked slightly
I put them in this plastic grass
and no on seems to mind

goodies in the bushes
fluffy little tushes
fuzzy wuzzy ears
guess who was here?

that's right
it's me
the easter bunny
at your service

(no subject)

"All I want out of life is to kick him in the JUNK!"