Katrina Is On A Path To Hit Oil Pipelines!

see?

I can think of two scenarios that explain why this is happening.

A) A supervillian is using his weather control machine to affect oil prices right before Labor Day, when they will be at their costliest.

B) God wants you to stop using oil.


(or you know, it's just the coincidence of geography that they're both using the path of least resistance, but I like A and B better)

Realization

Having now watched Kill Bill Vol. 2, I realize that brainiac69 is going to grow up to be Esteban Vihaio.