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"As of 12 o' clock all rizzlers will be free. To discourage their use there will be a levy of 25 pence on the pound on panties. This will exclude thongs. As for the health service marijuana will be available free on the NHS for the treatment of chronic disease, such as itchy scrot."
"Furthermore I am a bellend. I like to take it up the botty. Yes I do. It feel really nice and is me favorite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks. Honest. Ask me mum."
"Furthermore I am a bellend. I like to take it up the botty. Yes I do. It feel really nice and is me favorite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks. Honest. Ask me mum."