COUGH 3

Stayed home from work today for a day of rest. Nose is running like a river, but I feel almost human. I've already been through half a box of tissues; I drink water, and it just comes right out my nostrils.

I somehow have to work up the willpower to go outside and do a load of laundry, as I have no clean underwear or socks. bah.

Justice, PayPal Style

After six plus weeks of waiting, money I spent on a falsely advertised product bought via eBay was returned to me. Huzzah!! Take that you sleazebag. I only wish I could erase your negative "revenge" comment against me on eBay that you added after I negatively commented you.

Useful Legislation

If dildos are outlawed, then only outlaws will have dildos!

Shouldn't there be a right to bear dongs?