I wonder...

Is gasoline cheaper on average in red states?

EDIT: After sniffing around on the web a little, it doesn't seem (on the surface) that gas prices are movitivated by anything other than supply and demand and profit.

MEATCUBE!!

Will I live long enough to witness the MEATCUBE revolution??

Signs point to yes.

Dirty

"Some floats have a fairy tale theme. I don't know what's going on here. This looks like a pig, and that looks like it's maybe a mouse. This is some sort of wolf, serving a chicken. Not all fairy tales have happy endings."

*drives spike through wolf's head*

"Party's over."

And Now For Something Completely Different

( A baby duckie! )