Google Video

The cow and horse battle video I uploaded has had over 1000 page views.

I guess people really want to see cow and horse fights??

Dear Santa...

I have been a very good little geek monkey this year. I can't wait for non-denominational holiday!

I want one of these...

And I want one of these...

And one of these!

Yay Santa!!

Kitchen Fetish

I am now the proud owner of this beautiful beast (in white, to match my mixer). I did a little research on Consumer Reports, and the last time they rated food processors, KitchenAid came out on top. After looking at all the sweet features on this model, and finding it online for under $200, I said "what the hell" and bought it. It's got three bowls and a juicer attachment, along with all the standard discs and blenders - and it's even got a sweet little spatula that conforms to the side of the bowls.

Tonight I will make some asian slaw and freshly squeezed OJ! Yummy.

Introspective

Do I like House because I'm a terrible cynic deep down? Do I admire the absolute uber-misanthropy? Everyone lies. Everyone's a jerk. Everyone needs a lumbar puncture.

The female doctor (how bad am I, I can't even remember her character's name!) is the ultimate straight man. Her innocence and naivete are slowly peeled away, like layers of dead skin.

Okay, enough waxing prosaic. It's late and I should sleep.