Ask Dr. Gamer!

Hi Dr. Gamer, I'm a huge fan, first time poster, long time reader - and I was just wondering: what does THAC0 mean?? signed, n000bers in Saskatchewan

Well n000bers, it's an acronym from the early editions of "Dungeons & Dragons" which apparently were published long before you came into your nerditude. I hate you for making me feel old. THAC0 stands for "To Ham Armor Class 0" and represents the amount of ham you have to throw at a naked Dwarf before he'll stop hurting you. (and you better hope it's a he, it's hard to tell sometimes)

Rainy day recipe

With all the rain and bleh outside... today is a tomato soup day.

1 large can diced tomatoes (organic)
3/4 cup soy milk
olive oil
3 cloves garlic
1T capers

Lightly sautee the garlic and capers in oil in a saucepan, seasoning with salt and pepper.

Add the tomatoes, stir.

Using a hand blender, puree ingredients together carefully.

Add the soy milk, and simmer, blending more until desired smoothness.