Behold the prognosticative power of the year 1900

"Prediction #22: Store Purchases by Tube. Pneumatic tubes, instead of store wagons, will deliver packages and bundles. These tubes will collect, deliver and transport mail over certain distances, perhaps for hundreds of miles. They will at first connect with the private houses of the wealthy; then with all homes. Great business establishments will extend them to stations, similar to our branch post-offices of today, whence fast automobile vehicles will distribute purchases from house to house."

http://www.yorktownhistory.org/homepages/1900_predictions.htm

Who Wants To Be A Saturn Driver?

Yes, you or someone you love can be the driver of a ten year old Saturn SL1 sedan! The perfect gift for a new grad or new driver or city driver - a reliable beater with automatic transmission, working A/C, ABS, airbags, and all that jazz. I regularly got 36 miles to the gallon, and have been repeatedly told by mechanics that the 1997 SL1 is the most reliable car GM ever produced. No major repairs, serviced all ten years by certified Saturn techs, and a brand new battery.

I'll give you a good price, as I would like to sell it soon, and money I get for it will be going towards the purchase of a new laptop for moi.

In other news - Super Paper Mario is the BOMB. You should all be playing it right now, and you should all send me your Wii numbers gosh darn it.