O! The Vagaries of Fortune!

Spitzer's lady of the evening lost an opportunity at some big bucks, because she wanted so, so desperately to be on "Girls Gone Wild" that she took off her top. And apparently never made it to a release, as she was only in the "archives" and not on the actual tapes. Her other offers will diminish too as a result.

But really, what's left for her at this point? Possibly a semi-lucrative career in porn, but what else? The same media engines that are currently glorifying her for being a sexy sex worker will also vilify her for the same thing and stick her in a glass box she'll never get out of. She can never be an actress or pop star in this country because she was a "real" prostitute, and didn't just act like one (like Paris or Brittany). The public wants to gawk and gape at her, but will never let her be more than a whore. Any chance she may have had of having any kind of acting or singing career is gone for good now that she's a flash in the pan.

Moral of the story? Don't get naked in public, ever. It reduces your resale value. And once you start selling your body for reals, that's all you've got.