Me

I am a lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky guy.

In fact, there aren't enough luckys available to truly complete that sentence.

IKEAAAAA!!!!!!

Damn you IKEA! I purchased your MALM dresser, which comes in two boxes... yet NEITHER of the boxes contains the HARDWARE I require to assemble the dresser!!! Now I have to wait for days for you bastards to send me the kit via UPS.

I WISH YOU PAIN IKEA. I wish you pain...