Best beer commercial ever
Jan. 26th, 2004 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mik3cap[INT. PARTY - loud music, everyone's having a good time]
[Pan in to KITCHEN, to average looking guy at the fridge. He grabs a BRAND X BEER, and looks around for a bottle opener. He's confused, can't find one, and reaches for his friend.]
GUY 1: "Hey man, where's the bottle opener?"
[GUY 2 is a fairly beefy guy, wears a muscle shirt.]
GUY 2: "Hey, no sweat. I've been working out."
[GUY 2 turns sideways to face SL, butt facing GUY 1. GUY 2 jams the beer bottle up his own butt. GUY 2 begins straining, and starts to grunt like a weightlifter.]
[Jump cut to GUY 2's face. His expression is one of GREAT EXERTION.]
GUY 2: "AARRRRGHH!!"
[The bottle opens with a satisfying hiss. GUY 2 smiles and hands the beer back to his friend. GUY 1 has an expression of ABSOLUTE HORROR.]
GUY 2: "What, don't you want it...?"
[TAGLINE (WITH VO): "BRAND X BEER - DON'T SHARE WITH ANYONE"]
[Pan in to KITCHEN, to average looking guy at the fridge. He grabs a BRAND X BEER, and looks around for a bottle opener. He's confused, can't find one, and reaches for his friend.]
GUY 1: "Hey man, where's the bottle opener?"
[GUY 2 is a fairly beefy guy, wears a muscle shirt.]
GUY 2: "Hey, no sweat. I've been working out."
[GUY 2 turns sideways to face SL, butt facing GUY 1. GUY 2 jams the beer bottle up his own butt. GUY 2 begins straining, and starts to grunt like a weightlifter.]
[Jump cut to GUY 2's face. His expression is one of GREAT EXERTION.]
GUY 2: "AARRRRGHH!!"
[The bottle opens with a satisfying hiss. GUY 2 smiles and hands the beer back to his friend. GUY 1 has an expression of ABSOLUTE HORROR.]
GUY 2: "What, don't you want it...?"
[TAGLINE (WITH VO): "BRAND X BEER - DON'T SHARE WITH ANYONE"]