RELAX

I have my mouthguard thing now. I want to go to bed NOW and wake up without jaw issues. I can't wait to go to sleep! How exciting is that, huh?

I've been drinking more tea in my efforts to relax. I've also scheduled an appointment with a local massage therapist, but that's not happening until the 25th. Sad.

I think when I get home I'm going to eat a light dinner, drink more tea, have a little chocolate, watch The Experiment, take a hot bath and go to bed.

The last sentence reminds me of what Rolf the Dog says during his song in The Muppet Movie...

Rowlf: Ah, typical. That's why I live alone.
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: (starts the song's intro) Yep. I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.
Kermit: Nice and simple.
Rowlf: Stay away from women. That's my motto.
Kermit: But I can't.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That's my trouble...