Culture Jam On Toast

Wonder Falls

j: You think maybe he got so fat he can't get out?

a: His door is very narrow.

j: He only opens it for food. It's pizza night though, he'll have to open it enough to fit that box in.

a: If your portly chupacabra doesn't emerge soon, I'll be forced to go home and work on my dissertation.

j: I don't call him that any more. He might be of mexican descent, I don't want to seem insensitive.

a: What do you call him?

j: Fat Pat. It was Fatsquatch, but...