Conspiracy!

I am totally not surprised that Jon Benet's "killer" was cleared by DNA evidence. But do you think the media circus is going to die down at all? No way. Biggest bullshit ever. Maybe *I* should come forward and claim to be Jon Benet's killer, I'll get a book deal and a Fox News special out of it.

What's next... are they going to help OJ find the real killer?? Maybe they'll beat up Rodney King again. Meanwhile, people are still living in the stone age on the Gulf of Mexico, a YEAR later. How about covering that story, asshole media? Drop the kiddie porn and start reporting some NEWS instead of gossip and titillation.

To sum up, fuck Bush and Dick. "Government" is just a dirty joke now.

This Kills Me

I love that the Wii is better than David Bowie and on par with sex... but not as cool as Stan Lee.

Stan the Man! EXCELSIOR!!