Thanksgiving

I'm on my own for dinner this year, so I decided I'd cook for myself. Here's the menu I'm about to eat:

Cheese plate: seirass, riesling sevalyer, caprino castagna and bread and butter pickles
Brussels sprouts sauteed in blood orange olive oil
Green beans with butter
Cranberry and orange relish/compote
Multigrain bread and sausage stuffing
Pan seared duck breast with sauteed potatoes

Pictures maybe to follow.

Sometimes The Internet Doesn't Help

Putting his name in this blog is only going to give him more press, and ultimately more money. But I really need to say how much I dislike the roll-calling teacher from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Apparently he really needs some dough, because he's decided to question the science of evolution while he's promoting his new book.

Screw you BS, you idiot conservative shill. There, I said it.

Man, why do people have to be so stupid? Creationism just plain pisses me off. Why aren't we teaching the Greek, Hawaiian, and Hindu creation myths as fact in our schools too? Gah.

Happy freaking Thanksgiving. I'm thankful that Judeo-Christian-Islamism hasn't plunged us into the new Dark Age yet.

Your Mom Is A Black Friday

Looks like this is the year that all retailers embrace the term "Black Friday". I keep hearing it on commercials. Commercials!! What the HELL? Black Friday is not a "happy" term, it's called that because it's RETAIL HELL for the poor schlubs working the registers and stocking the shelves. The corps have usurped it! Sheesh.