Things Currently In My Head

Does anyone make a pork pot pie? I see turkey, chicken, and beef pot pies all over... but pork? Why does not the most glorious pig have a pot pie of its own? It could even be filled with every variety of the magical animal!

Secondly, this scene is playing out in my mind, over and over again:

Thug, held aloft by superhero: "What AM you??"
BB: "Me am NOT... Bizarro Batman."

All You People With Babies!

You must immediately teach them... KARATE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsXir81h0sE