Things I Should Have Said Last Night

"Dahhling, I can be from verever you vant me to be."

BEGIN what I should have said

"I want you to be from my pants. And it's time to GO HOME."

END what I should have said

One Question

Is it exceptionally gauche to be standing in a gay men's bar holding a balloon vagina? As in, a vagina made out of balloons.

Like a balloon animal. Except, you know, a vagina.

Gauche?