Free Market My Ass
Nov. 13th, 2008 04:53 pmPaulson: Give me 700 billion dollars, I'll buy up the bad stuff - and hey, it's even possible the taxpayers could make a profit! Oh wait, never mind. I'm just going to give the money to people I like. Did I say 700? I meant 900. Actually, let's make that an even trillion.
Me: Hey, I've got an idea... if we're going to start bailing out automakers now - HOW ABOUT WE FORCE SOME STANDARDS ONTO THEM, HUH? Fuck CAFE, if we're bailing their shit out, they can start making cars that are actually COMPETITIVE with the rest of the world's automakers. Maybe if they were making good cars in the first place (instead of gas guzzling lemons), they wouldn't need to get bailed out. Assholes.
Me: Hey, I've got an idea... if we're going to start bailing out automakers now - HOW ABOUT WE FORCE SOME STANDARDS ONTO THEM, HUH? Fuck CAFE, if we're bailing their shit out, they can start making cars that are actually COMPETITIVE with the rest of the world's automakers. Maybe if they were making good cars in the first place (instead of gas guzzling lemons), they wouldn't need to get bailed out. Assholes.