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[mik3cap]

Second of all, women are not people, they are devices built by the Lord Jesus Christ for our entertainment!

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[erajia.livejournal.com]

I'm not very good at being a woman. -_-

jeebus was a tinker gnome!

[mpgalvin.livejournal.com]

*is blinded by science*

[oldest-song.livejournal.com]

Someday, you will be smeared with honey and buried neck-deep in the campus lawns of the College of New Rochelle, where you will be left until the lesbians pick your bones clean of flesh.

Dude!

[bluegargantua]

That's totally how I want to die!

Actually, could it be Mt. Holyoke instead? I think they're cuter...
Tom

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

Dare to dream, I always say.

[bonisagus.livejournal.com]

And you wonder why you are single.

[jicklet.livejournal.com]

Have you been sniffing crack, Mikey?

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

I've been sniffing Family Guy (http://www.adultswim.com/shows/familyguy/index.html)