Conspiracy Nut
Oct. 11th, 2006 08:39 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
mik3cap"Jesus, why won't they shut up about the Foley thing?"
"I don't know, but the polling looks fucking terrible. They're really going to bury us on this morality thing, and we don't have a good way to get their attention off the coverup."
*sullen silence*
"Hey, I have an idea - you still using that apartment in New York, you know, the one you bring hookers to?"
"Nope."
"Let's crash a plane into it! Just a small one, that won't do a lot of damage - and we'll do it during the day when nobody's there so nobody gets hurt. That'll scare the shit out of them, and there's no way they'll vote out the incumbents then! How's *that* for an October surprise!!"
"Awesome."
"I don't know, but the polling looks fucking terrible. They're really going to bury us on this morality thing, and we don't have a good way to get their attention off the coverup."
*sullen silence*
"Hey, I have an idea - you still using that apartment in New York, you know, the one you bring hookers to?"
"Nope."
"Let's crash a plane into it! Just a small one, that won't do a lot of damage - and we'll do it during the day when nobody's there so nobody gets hurt. That'll scare the shit out of them, and there's no way they'll vote out the incumbents then! How's *that* for an October surprise!!"
"Awesome."