NO they LIED!!!

[mik3cap]

Like lying liars they lied, and I died deep inside!!

Apparently there was a "typhoon" in "China" and thus my Apple MacBook Pro is still sitting on the runway near where my political prisoners assembled it for me.

The earliest I'll get it is Friday... more likely it won't arrive until MONDAY.

*CRIES*

Comments

[sateenduraluxe.livejournal.com]

Huh. So there was. I work at UNICEF, you'd think I'd have known that. But no.

[saintentreri.livejournal.com]

Man, I totally pictured Gollum saying that first line.