More Nostalgia

[mik3cap]

This was cooperatively written on the inside top of a pizza box at Gompei's in the Fall of 1993.

What anus sock dripped over this limey bastard, oh stud horse you're so antidisestablishmental, lame-doofus!! Lick softly our hemmorroids, son. Mommy wank me vigorously, thanks. "Sperm," crooned Big Ethel the overweight hamster. Cramming my snuffbox deep-inside cavernous orangepeels. Baboons leaped. "Ouch," sighed pimple "acne butthole"; perhaps excited orifices will often contract. Fish burn plasmatically... peepee-twanger? Yes! Nipples froze, really! Peepee-twanger? Again! Rejoicing dangling intestines leapt inward towards the enema-bag. Freshmen lick. Klismopheliac lust is wet, hooray! Ejaculation! cried shifty one-armed mommy hamster stuffers. Mucus-lovers pick scabs until raging whores erupt (instead hamster taped to ~50 deutschmarks makes "Spam"). Holy semen worshipped penis-stretchers anonymous. Lovingly vaginal foreskin, fiveskin ripped vigorously cutting open laboriously dissected jellyfish. Fun [illegible] make flourescent explosions. Pot pie consists mainly. [illegible] allies, poorly Iowa [illegible]. Hairy Shotguns, he obfuscated loudly while squeaking his deathray pump-piston. As jiggling sperm spiralled joyfully, whooping hamburger-bun.

Comments

[gower.livejournal.com]

Thank you for teaching me the word "Klismopheliac." I have no doubt that it will come up again, at some soiree or other, and then won't I sound sophisticated when I know what it means?

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

This text was generated by several authors choosing one word at a time; as you can see, one of those authors was somewhat obsessed with klismophelia at the time...

[msbutterpecan.livejournal.com]

Oh.

My.

God.

[mikecap.livejournal.com]

This is what four college boys will get you when you hop them up on coffee and bad pizza.